Men

1.Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like Department Store - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature!!
9.Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.